This festive fright-fest was a nice surprise from what I was originally expecting. This is another horror remake (from the people behind Final Destination — great film), but unlike so many others; it did manage to come up trumps; such as “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.” This is a remake of Bob Clarke’s 1974 classic …
As in “Tales from Southern California,” but a different California, where Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is an action star turned prophet, Justin Timberlake is a veteran of Iraq, Sean-William Scott is actually a pair of twins, and Sarah Michelle-Gellar is a porn star named Krysta Now. “No-one rocks the cock like Krysta Now.” Or …
“Immortality is but ubiquity in time” — wrote Herman Melville in “Moby-Dick.” That line, to me, is the most apt endorsement of the novel. Someone – a writer few among the readers today have heard of — once compared books to cars in his diary, meaning new models are produced each year, and the …